so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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