You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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You. Win. At. Life.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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