Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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