You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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