dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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