she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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