That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Randomize
