Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
