i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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