You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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