didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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