The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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