I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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