Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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