Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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