your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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