Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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