Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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