I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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