she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize