I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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