They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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