i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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