i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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