I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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