it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
MIDGETS
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
soo... how was my night?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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