Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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