RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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