...so i touched it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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