You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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