i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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