We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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