so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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