Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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