he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
It's rum buckets o'clock
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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