Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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