I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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