I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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