well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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