just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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