AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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