Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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