Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
