drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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