Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
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