You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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