Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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