You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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