And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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