so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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