Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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