Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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